Friday, November 18, 2016

Friday Funnies

I was in the van, furiously trying to remember how much someone owed me for eggs. 
Abigail: "Mommy why are you talking to yourself?"
Me: "I was trying to add."
Abigail: "Why don't you just talk in your mind?"


Hannah has been going into my van to "play" a lot. Since it isn't that hot, I haven't been too worried. But today, I found she had found my stamps. She thought they were stickers. At least people won't doubt I am an American when they see all the flags everywhere.


I walked outside to find Hannah naked from the waist down.
Me: "What are you doing?"

Hannah: "I had to go to the bathroom?"
Me: "Outside?"
Hannah: "Yeah. Like my brothers."

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