Isaac: "Mommy, Hannah has the water running and her foot in the sink."
Me: "Hannah is that true?"
Hannah: "No. It was two feet actually."
Me: "Hannah could you try to just lay down and relax and chill out and go to bed?"
Hannah: "I have no idea how to do what you just said."
Isaac: "How tall are your legs?"
Me: "Very tall."
Isaac: "Are you the tallest woman in the whole world?"
Isaac: "I think you are."