An accident?

Sidge: "Mom, I tried to throw my lasso and it accidentally landed around my neck."

Me: "Sidge. That is a lie. You did not accidentally throw that around your neck."

Sidge: "I know."

Me: "You lied."

Sidge: "Okay Mom. Yeah. Sorry Mom."

Me: "Come with me."

Sidge: "Why?"

Me: "I need to take your picture."

Sidge: "Why?"

Me: "I need to remember this forever."

Sidge: "I'm not going to time-out?"

Me: "No. But don't do that again, okay?"

Sidge: "Right. Because I could die Mom?"

Me: "Right. Say Cheese."