We Bought a Farm: One of These Things

When I was younger, I remember hearing, frequently, a song on Sesame Street that went something like this:

So the question is, using our eggs from the farm, let's play the same game:

Have you ever seen an egg so small? We actually cracked it. Tiniest little yoke ever. Apparently, farmers often call these "fart eggs." My kids have taken to calling them "toot eggs."