Abigail: "That is because I have blonde hair."
Ms. Linda: "Well, when you were little, I thought you looked like your daddy."
Abigail: "That is because when I was a baby, I was bald."
Me: "Hannah did you make that picture in church?"
Me: "Who made it?"
Hannah: "That girl did."
At least she is honest.
Me: "Did you save the marshmallows for the end?"
Isaac: "Yes, but it sure was hard to do that."