Picture the scene.
- Wendi, home alone, drinks out of plastic cup.
- Wendi leaves plastic cup on dining room table while she talks to coworker on the phone.
- JB comes home.
- JB sees plastic cup.
- JB decides to use plastic cup to scoop water out of fish tank.
- JB does not tell Wendi of his decision.
- JB leaves the room to change his clothes to go into the yard.
- Wendi gets off phone and wanders into dining room to find her water glass.
- Glass is empty (thank goodness!!!)
- Wendi takes glass and puts new water in it from fridge.
- JB returns to dining room.
- JB asks, "Where is my glass?"
- JB sees Wendi drinking out of aforementioned fish tank glass.
- JB goes white.
- JB tells Wendi to get a new glass.
- Wendi considers vomiting.
- Wendi gets mad at John.
- John says he is sorry.
- Wendi forgives John.
- The end.
8 comments:
Oh Wendi, that is terrible but the way you write it is hilarious!
That is soo funny - and yes, the way you wrote it was even better, sort of like a "Dick and Jane" book! =)
well, at least you didn't actually drink any fish water!! Ewwwww!
Cheryl
Sounds delish ;)
That was even a better story than Shelby sticking a Polly Pocket shoe up her nose!!!!You are TOO funny!!! NG
haha!
Are you sure John did that on accident. I'm not so sure.
Oh Wendi...I swear this is something that would happen to our family! Haha!
Last year at Thanksgiving, my father grabbed what he thought was concentrated brewed tea in a measuring cup. He poured it into a pitcher, added water and sat it on the counter for lunch. Except what he grabbed was not concentrated brewed tea. It was the juices from the brisket to make gravy.
I couldn't understand why the pitcher of tea looked oily on the top. Blech.
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