Thursday, October 03, 2013

To nap ... Or not to nap

Without fail.

How does any fix-it man know that all four children and dog and mom are napping?

How does he pick that exact moment to drive up and start hammering?

Which sends dog barking.

Any other time of day would be fine.

Why then?


And fish selling guy.

If you come to house and ask to borrow five euro for gas for your bike ...

Don't come between 130pm and 430pm.

And if you come earlier, don't tell me my daughter shouldn't be outside without shoes.

She is outside without shoes because you showed up and I am distracted and kids are running everywhere because I am looking for five euro.

Also, Americans do not believe that bare feet cause things like the plague.

That's all.

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