Friday Funnies

Sidge: "I don't feel good."
Me: "I'm sorry. When you get home, we'll have you take a nap."
Sidge: "I think I should just do 'quiet reading time.'"
Me: "Well, when you are sick, a nap is better."
Sidge: "I'm not sick."
Me: "You just said you don't feel good."
Sidge: "I just don't feel good. I'm not sick."
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Sidge asked me what you use a burp cloth for. He asked if we were supposed to use the cloth to hit the baby on the back so they burped. Not quite.
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Sidge: "Oh. I forgot. I always should wear underwear. Right mom?"
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Me: "Sidge, slow down. Don't eat your cereal that fast."
Sidge: "But my friend Elijah Storey is very fast, and he told me that you get really fast by eating your food really fast."