Friday, August 14, 2015

Friday Funnies

Abigail was eating rice. She picked up one, studied it, and said, "This looks like a toe nail." Then she popped it in her mouth and said, "Yummm ..."


The kids have been very into jokes. Some are funny, but more often than not, they are fairly random and not very funny. One of the jokes we tried to teach them was:

"Why was five afraid of six?"
"Because seven ate nine."

Sidge asked Abigail, "Why was four afraid of seven?"
Abigail's response was, "Because he looked like a zombie?"

Yeah, still working on delivery.


I asked the kids to tell me how people were able to write the Bible. Sidge replied, "They were expired by God."


I walked into Hannah's room and she said, "Oh Mommy, where's my Bible book? Oh yeah. Hide and seek. Here it is. I found it." Her speech constantly cracks us up because she is this tiny person (not yet 2) but talking like a grown-up!


Me: "Isaac, please go upstairs and put some clothes on. Put something nice on, okay?"
Isaac: "Yes Ma'am. What? Is it Sunday?"

1 comment:

Maria David said...

Love the part about the jokes :D L is into the same thing and more often than not they need some fine-tuning. She blew our socks off with "What did one pencil say to the other? You look sharp!"

Then we taught her the classic knock-knock joke, "Knock-knock."
"Who's there."
"It's me, interrupting cow."
"Interrupting cow-"

Now we get a lot of interrupting animal jokes but it's so worth it to see her bust out laughing. I love the nice clothes question as well. Now, when we ask L to get dressed, she asks where we're going. It's going to be an adjustment for sure when school starts.