A funny joke to start your day

It's always good to start your days with smiles. I actually thought of my friend Funky Monkey when I wrote this blog. Not that she should go down to the river or anything, but just that I thought it would help bring a smile to her face -- and a tiny smile is a good smile when you are in a difficult place.

Most of you know I don't drink at all so don't think as a joke exemplifying me as a person. I just thought it was funny.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and an announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Also, for some more laughs, check out the laughing baby link here.