While eating dinner at an Indian restaurant:
Isaac: "Everything here is either spicy or plain."
Me: "Okay but Isaac, most food is either spicy or plain. If it isn't spicy or plain than what is it?"
Me: "When you were little, you used to give me all kinds of kisses."
Hannah: "Even bad ones?"
Hannah: (While petting our dog Ritter in front of our two male farm volunteers) "My Mommy tells
me that I am not allowed to touch Ritter's penis."
Hannah: "On father and Mamas day they take breaks and they sleep and stuff." (Here's a video of the discussion):