Potty Humor

A quick warning -- this is a funny story about Elijah but it is "potty humor". Some may find it distasteful, but it was so funny to me, I needed to post it.

Elijah was sitting on the potty. Whenever he is doing #2, he asks me to "Move Mom," and I have to step out of the room. However, if my back is turned, this is sometimes adequate.

I was brushing my teeth so my back was turned. This seemed to be good enough for him. There he is, going to the bathroom when suddenly he says, "Ohhhh. Poop splashed me!"

"It did?"

"Yes. It splashed me."

"It shouldn't do that."

He nodded, looked into the toilet between his little legs and said, "Poop, you no do vat anymore!"