Friday Funnies

Hannah: "I'm going to sleep with my new big tiger because he is a really, really handsome guy."

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JB: "Isaac do you want to ...." (Paused because of distraction)
Isaac: "Build a snowman? No Dad. I don't want to build a snowman."

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JB: "Hannah what did you do while I was gone?"
Hannah: "Ate a croissant for breakfast."

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Me: "You and Sidge can empty the dishwasher."
Hannah: "I don't want to do that."
Me: "Yes but you have to. I'm the mom."
Hannah: "Oh. Yeah. I forgot about that part."