Friday Funnies

Hannah: "Here's some pretend food I made for you."
Me: Running around like crazy person to get us out of the door in time says, "Why don't you go bring it to Daddy?"
Hannah: "Why would I do that if it is food for you?"

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Isaac: "She looks young."
Me: "That's nice to say."
Sidge: "It is?"
Me: "Yes people like to hear that they look young."
Sidge: "Why?"
Me: "Well, after about age 25, people don't want to get older anymore."
Abigail: "Mom you look inbetween."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Abigail: "Well your forehead looks old but the rest of your face looks kind of medium old."