A few funnies from Isaac

Isaac and Elijah are playing in the other room. Elijah starts crying. Isaac runs into the room.

Mommy: "What happened to your brother?"

Isaac: "He's fat."

Mommy: "He's fat?"

Isaac: "No. He sat."

Mommy: "He sat? He sat on what?"

Isaac: "He sat on the cat in the hat."

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Isaac and Elijah are playing outside. Isaac pushes Elijah down the stairs. Elijah starts screaming. He has a huge bump on his forehead. After a time-out, Isaac comes to say sorry to Elijah, and Mommy attempts to show Isaac what his actions caused for Elijah.

Mommy: "Do you see that?"

Isaac: "See what?"

Mommy: Points to the bump on Elijah's head. "What is that?"

Isaac: Pauses. "Skin."

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And then, the most classic of all. After a bath last night Isaac looks down and says, "Mommy. I have a peanut."