We've had many close calls. But today, it actually happened.
Today, we lost something down the toilet.
Maybe I should feel lucky that I made it twenty-four months before it happened. I am not sure. But today I went in to use the bathroom. My usual entourage went with me -- two boys and the dog. I usually use the bathroom in the hall since it is bigger and there is room for everyone.
(This is why, when JB comes home, I often ask him if I can go "use the bathroom" by myself. I sorta miss my private time.)
Anyways, I finished my business and stood up. Then I flushed. I turned around to wash my hands and saw Isaac pick up John's "guard" for his razor. JB cuts his hair himself -- short -- and he uses the same guard all the time.
I guess he'll have to find a new one because not one second after I flushed, Isaac launched it into the toilet. He hit a hole in one and then we all waved buh-bye as the guard went somewhere way far away.
I saw Isaac pick up the guard, but quite honestly, Isaac's life has lulled me into a false sense of security. I would have bet any amount of money that his little brother would create our first toilet casualty. I've never seen Isaac even touch the water or put anything near the toilet before.
So, please tell me I'm not the only one. Anyone else want to share their worst toilet experience either for yourself, your pet, or your kiddo?
P.S. Sorry JB!