Friday Funnies

Hannah: "Daddy was chasing me!"
Me: "He was?"
Hannah: "Yeah!"
Me: "Should we give him a spanking?"
Hannah: "Yes, we should."
Me: "Okay. You go do it."
Hannah: "I can't."
Me: "Why?"
Hannah: "Because I just cannot spank hard enough."

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Hannah to my friend Becky: "Why did you marry him?"
Becky: "Because he is my husband and I love him."
Hannah: "Hmmm ..."
Becky: "Why? Do you think I made a mistake?"
Hannah: "I do."

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