Friday Funnies (A day late)

Hannah: "What time is it?"
Me: "It is 2:00."
Hannah: "It is not 2:00. My friend Annabelle had a watch and it isn't 2:00."

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Isaac: "Mom, Hannah stuck eclipse glasses in her bottom and said it was a tail."

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Hannah: "Excuse me. I tooted. God made me do it."

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Hannah: "Mom, do princesses wear boots?"
Me: "Yes."
Hannah: "But then they will have pointy things under their dresses."