Friday Funnies

This. This is my life every day with this child. It is a continual mental journey.

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Hannah: "Will you help me with this bead game?"
Me: "I will help you set it up."
Hannah: "But I want you to help me do it."
Me: "I can't do that right now. But I can help you get it set up."
Hannah: "I don't want you to do it with me."
Me: "What?"
Hannah: "I don't want your help. I want to do it all myself."

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Me: "Hannah sit in that chair."
Hannah: "In it? How can I get in a chair. I can't get inside it. You mean on.
Me: "Yes."

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And here is a video of Hannah explaining how puppies (and human mommies) lay eggs: