Friday Funnies

Abigail (as she came downstairs waking up and yawning): "Daddy can I have some Lizard tales?"

Daddy: "What? Lizard tales?"
Abigail: "No, I mean, Lizard, I mean lemon juice. I mean, can I have lemonade?"

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Daddy: "What's your favorite color?"

Abigail: "Pink."

Daddy: "What's your second?"

Abigail: "Purple."

Daddy: "And then what?"

Abigail: "And then black, green, yellow, then red, white ... polka dots, stripes, checks, chess, and ponies!"