Friday Funnies (in the middle of the week)

Abigail drew the picture above. Hannah was quite upset that it didn't include her.

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Hannah: I'm so thirsty I could drink dad.

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Hannah came out of the bedroom, furious. "Isaac said that everything in the house belongs to God, and then Dad and Mom and then Isaac and then Sidge and then Abigail and then Hannah. And that's wrong. After Dad and Mom is Hannah!"

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Hannah was completely naked and needed to go into the next room to get her underwear. "Mom, I am distracted naked," she said.

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At the dinner table the other night, Hannah busted out with "I did not see that coming!" when someone made a funny statement.