Friday Funnies

In the car, Mr. Shane was asking Sidge and Isaac all about dinosaurs. They were talking about which one they wanted and what color they should be. When JB met us at Awanas that evening, Sidge pulled up a chair and said to JB, "Dad, let's talk. What color dinosaur do you want to be?" (The result was the picture above.)
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The boys were reading a Clifford book where he becomes a Hollywood star. The first time the boys heard a dog referred to as a star, Sidge was obviously confused.
Sidge: "How is he a star?"
Linda: "Well, a star isn't only in the sky. It is also someone who is famous and popular?"
Sidge: "Are you pop-uh-ler, Ms. Linda?"
Linda: "Me? No. I'm not a popular."
Sidge: "Yeah. Me either."
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Sidge came up with one of his "doctor tools" (a ratchet). "I have to listen to your mouth," he said to Linda. "Okay. There was a fly in there. It's out now. Now I can listen to your ears."