Friday Funnies

Sidge: "Why do we have to pee so much?"
Me: "Because when you drink something, it comes out as pee."
Sidge: "Why?"
Me: "Because that's how God made us."
Sidge: "How did he make us like that?"
Me: "Well, he's God, and God can do that."
Sidge: "How?"
Me: "Well, He just made you like that."
Sidge: "Did Jesus help him?"
Me: "Jesus is his son."
Sidge: "Do they make everything?"
Me: "Yes."
Sidge: "Even toilets?"
Me: "Yes."
Sidge: "And animals too?"
Me: "Yes."
Sidge: "Okay."
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Sidge: (looking out of the car window) "I see lotsa pretty dandy-flyins."
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Sidge: "What happens after we get old, Mommy?"
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Sidge: "What does it mean when you say God will stand by you?"
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Isaac: "If we touch someone's penis, is that rude?"
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Isaac: "Florida has a problem. And that problem is that they have a lot of mosquitoes."
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Sidge: "Why do we have to not lose our balance? Do we need to keep an eye on it very carefully?"
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Aunt Connie: "When Abigail sings like that, it makes Daddy melt."
Sidge: "Mommy, how do people melt?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Sidge: "How is Daddy gonna melt?"