Friday Funnies

While JB was moving a heavy couch down from the third floor to the first floor.
Sidge: "Daddy, do you want me to help you?"
Isaac: "Sidge, it weighs 1,572 pounds."
Sidge: "Oh. Maybe we should both help you."
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Isaac: "Here is some food for your cars to eat."
Sidge: "Yeah. They need some food so that they won't be dead."
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Elijah told me that I was, "Erupting him," yesterday. (I think he meant interrupting him.)
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We sing a song about the 50 states. At one point it says: "Illinois, Indiana, Iowa thirty-five to go." While practicing our 50 states, Sidge asked me where the State called "35 to go" was
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We got a new book on Superman in the mail. While reading it, Sidge told me he wanted to take off his costume. "I want to be Clark Klent," he informed me.