Friday Funnies

Sidge: "One time, in another country or state, I pinched Abigail ... Is Turkey a country or a state?"
Me: "Country."
Sidge: "Is Germany a country or a state?'
Me: "Country."
Sidge: "Okay. One time in another country ... Germany or Turkey, I can't remember, I pinched Abigail really bad."
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Sidge: "When I grow up, I'm going to be twenty."
Sidge: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a jiu jitzu teacher."
Sidge: "When I grow up, I'm going to do electricity." (In other words, be allowed to plug things in.)
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Sidge: "What the thing when you get married that you put on your head? What's it for?'
Sidge: "What are my nipples for? What do they do?"