Friday Funnies

Sidge: "What is the highest number?"
JB: "There is no highest number."
Sidge: "Jackson said there is."
Isaac: "Jackson said it's a million."
JB: "Well it can go higher than a million. You can have a million and one and then a million and two."
Sidge: "Oh."
JB: "I think the largest number that has a name is a google.
Sidge: "Can I count to it?"
JB: "No, it would take you toolong. It would take you until you were an old man."
Isaac: "Well Daddy could do it. He's an old man."
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When our friend Kris read the bottom of a toy to Sidge with all kinds of crazy words on it about where it was from, Sidge looked at her and said: "That does not compute."
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Sidge: "Are vulture bad?"
Daddy: "No."
Isaac: "No, they just eat dead stuff."
Sidge: "Could they eat us?'
Daddy: "Only if you were dead. And if you were dead, you'd be in heaven."
Sidge: "Are there vultures in heaven?"
Isaac: "No."
Daddy: "There might be."
Sidge: "Have you ever been eaten by a vulture Daddy?"
Daddy: "No."
Sidge: "Because you wasn't dead?"