Friday, February 14, 2020

Friday Funnies

On a car ride with Anni, Hannah asked her what the word awkward meant.

Anni: "It kind of means uncomfortable. Like if you don't knock and you accidentally walk in on someone going potty."

Hannah: "I've done that before because I never knock."

Anni: "So knocking before you go in is a habit you can work on!"

Hannah: "I've got a couple of those bad habits to work on."

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I offered the kids some pay to help with a job. One (who shant be named) replied: "I don't want to do that. But I'll get money for doing nothing instead?"

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Sidge: "Isaac, I'd rather you not play my piano song because then I realize how bad I am."

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