Friday Funnies

"I actually did not know Silver Sable was a girl. And Sidge did not know that Spider man uses his webs to fly even though I told him that many, many times when we were in the Azores."
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After giving JB pretend coffee and tea (over and over again) with his pretend coffee machine, JB asked Isaac if he could have a Cafe' Mocha instead. Isaac said, "Daddy, this thing can make a lot of drinks, anything I say, but not that thing you just said."
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JB started singing the words to a book Isaac and Sidge wanted him to read to them. Isaac said,"We just want yo to read it and not say it." John started talking and said, "This is singing." Then JB started singing and said, "This is talking." He followed it up with, "Today is backwards day." Sidge responded by saying, "Daddy, we just want today to be frontwards day please."
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While counting by tens with Mickey Mouse on a video, Sidge joined in by saying, "fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety," and then when one hundred popped up on the screen he said, "Ten-ty."
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Me: "We will get something more to eat when we get to Grama Di or Papa's."
Sidge: "You said or Mommy. They have the same house."
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There are a lot of amazing vehicles on the road here in South Florida -- most cost more than people's first homes. The boys like to ask what each of them are.
Sidge: "What kind of truck is that Daddy?"
JB: "A Ford F150."
Sidge: "Wow. That's a lot."