Some humor

While reading the news online, Isaac peered over my shoulder and saw the picture above. "Is that Joni?" he asked.
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As JB left for work the day, Elijah called out, "Stay away from dragons, Daddy!"
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Phone rings. Elijah calls out, "The phone is calling you Mommy!"
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This morning Elijah told me I had to plug in the Christmas tree. 

Me: "Oh," I said. "That's right. And only Mommies do that."

Elijah: "Daddies do it too."

Me: "Yes ... Daddies and Mommies."

Elijah: "And Veronicas and Jonies too."